Just Die Already EU

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<h3><strong>How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?</strong></h3> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">J</span><span style="font-weight: 400;">ust Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren&rsquo;t having any children. There isn&rsquo;t anyone to pay for pensions due to those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to survive on your own.</span></p> <h3><strong>Features:</strong></h3> <ul> <li><strong>BE OLD, BE BOLD</strong> - you get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the world: the dream you didn&rsquo;t know you had until now. Finally, you have found something in common with your grandparents.</li> <li><strong>BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK</strong> - discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can break you and you can break your everything.</li> <li><strong>DON&rsquo;T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME</strong> - complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it?</li> <li><strong>ONE MISSION: RETIRE</strong> - earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end&hellip;</li> <li><strong>SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER</strong> - play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends&rsquo; limbs off!</li> <li><strong>BE OLD. TWICE</strong> - you get to be an old person. So good we said it twice.</li> <li><strong>LIMITLESS INTERACTION</strong> - pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be used to hurt and maim.</li> <li><strong>EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER</strong> - wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting hurt while others will run away in terror.</li> <li><strong>THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU</strong> - the city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky experimentation to truly see it all.</li> </ul>